Cough. Choke. Spit. “AAUUGH! WHY IS WATER GOING UP MY NOSE??!!” “Dammit, It says right here in the instructions that I WILL NOT feel the sensation of water going up my nose! This is totally stupid!” Deep sigh. “Okay, let’s try one more time.” I tilt my head at a slightly different angle, and…ohhh, I…